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Kitty Litter
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Dress in black from head to toe. Use black eyeliner/makeup to draw a kitty nose, whiskers, etc. on your face. Add a cat-ear headband, and stuff a long black sock or one leg of a pair of (small) black tights to hang from the back of your pants as a tail. Pin various trash items (soda bottles, crumpled paper, gum wrappers, cigarette butts, etc.) all over your clothes.
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Submitted by Karen Rhodes
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Martha Stewart
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Wear a flannel shirt in pastel colors over a t-shirt, with loose khaki pants and comfortable flat shoes. Stuff gardening gloves in your pocket and wear an apron. Carry a fancy lined basket with fresh muffins and cookies inside. Handcuffs optional.
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Submitted by Brookie13
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Bag of Jellybeans / Bag of Jellybellies
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Take two or three clear dry-cleaning bags and put one inside the other. Punch a large hole on each side next to the opening for the hanger (your legs will go into these holes). Blow up about 15-20 balloons of various colors. Turn the bag upside down and step into the leg openings. With your body in the bag stuff it with the balloons. Tie the bag off at your neck with a colorful ribbon.
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Submitted by Anne Paulus
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Just Got Dumped
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Wear slippers and a ratty bathrobe with lots of used tissues sticking out of your pockets. Mess up your hair and make your eyes look like you've been crying, with mascara running down your cheeks. Hold an empty Ben and Jerry's ice cream container, along with a picture of your "Ex," torn in half.
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Submitted by HyeYoung Byun
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Cheap Watch Dealer
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Wear a large black trench coat with black sunglasses and a black hat. Wear many watches on both wrists, hang more watches/jewelry from the inside of your coat. Look smug and try to talk everyone into buying a "genuine" Rolodex.
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Submitted by Starfish
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Bed Head
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Make a small bed out of cardboard and fabric and wear it like a hat over your messy hair.
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Submitted by holliestergirl
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Jeopardy Contestant
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Take a large cardboard box, cut out the top and bottom, and use straps or suspenders to hang it from your shoulders (so it hangs around the middle of your body). Paint the box to look like a Jeopardy console, complete with your name, dollar amount, etc., and attach a "buzzer" on a cord. Wear a suit underneath, and walk around calling everyone 'Alex' and phrasing all responses in the form of a question.
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Submitted by Andrew
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Unlucky Fisherman
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Wear fishing vest, cap, jeans, and carry a net if you wish. With latex attach fishing hooks and lures to your face. Leave fishing line on some of the hooks. Use makeup to make the areas on your face where the hooks are attached appear bruised and bloodied.
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Submitted by Laura Labay
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Half Man/Half Woman
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Dress one half of your body as a construction worker and the other half as a sexy woman. Take jeans and flannel shirt, cut in half and sew to a half of a miniskirt and blouse. Add a work boot and stocking with high heel shoe. Take a plastic hard hat from a toy store and cut it in half, attach it to a "big hair" wig, cutting or tucking the hair on the hat side. Give yourself a beard and mustache or five o'clock shadow on one side and make-up on the other.
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Submitted by Dpallang
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Ghost Family
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Dress like a ghost. Then take 3 or 4 helium balloons and use white cloth to make them look like small ghosts. Walk holding onto the hands of your "children."
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Submitted by Teri Mason , Edina, MO
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